I was struck by inspiration - if it can be called that - earlier today, and have rewritten Lolita in under four pages. So if you have some familiarity with the book, or have always wanted to read it but never gotten around to it, here you go.

Obviously, there are spoilers for... well, pretty much the whole story.

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I wrote something a few days ago. Its like a fan-fic, only much shorter. Basically, a loose little scene that I don't know what to do with.

The premise of the scene?

The Phantom of the Opera has pet goldfish.

I suppose if you have no knowledge of PotO you probably won't get the joke.

There is no real plot or justification for the events involved. It ( Read more... )